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Yall' all got run over by a beer truck,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Beer,
But as for me an' Bob, we believe.
Yall'd been drinking too much alcohol,
And we boozed her up way too much.
But Yall' forgot yer medication,
And ya staggered out the window into traffic.
When we found ya Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
Ya' had tire tracks on yer' forehead,
And beer splattered all around.
Yall' all got run over by a beer truck,
Walking home from our